Hidden Gem in this protester video.

Hidden Gem in this protester video. 

Today I bring you a video I found on the interweb that I think most of you would enjoy. Though only a few short minutes the story is bursting with conflict, characters and resolution. I know there is about a million videos of people online embarrassing themselves on both sides of the protest but this one truly deserves some praise. Lets dive right on into it.

Crybaby protesters nearly run over.


Truly a lot going on in this video. Lets start with the conflict by examining the situation at hand. Looks like a few protesters blocking off a small intersection. Cars are blocked and ultimately a bus is forced to stop its scheduled route.

Political affiliations: F 

Ninja Costume C-

Not Bad Ninja costumes but these guys are not nun-chukin bad ass mofos. They are whiny bitches who can't decide if they are going to be political revolutionaries or hike the nearest peak and retreat to a night of seasonal vegetables and craft brew. It seems like most people just want to dress up and be apart of something. 

Holy shit. I have never seen more self restraint than from that bus driver. As soon as that kid said "DO NOT JOKE ABOUT HITTING PEOPLE" I would have laid my foot on the gas pedal so damn hard I would have busted a hole in the floor. I guess that is why I do not drive a city bus. 

Here we get to the real GEM of the video. I think we may need to call the Red Sox because I found them one hell of a third base coach. This guy in the red and black hat really knew how to round the boys around the corner like a base runner. They came in charging full speed ahead and knocked those silly protesters down something proper. 

Big ups to this police right here. The lady in the front is the definition of "head on a swivel". I love how the whole crew came down like a stampede of wildebeests. That is how you fucking do it. No more talking it out and giving in to ridiculous demands. The general population is fed up with bullshit protest groups that have zero idea of what they are trying to accomplish. Hopefully next time they protest in front of a steamroller that jumps into gear randomly. 

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The Story of Its Prashanths. A Stoney Story

I came across a brand new friend on twitter this weekend. His name is Prashanth Rangaswamy aka PANDA. @itisprashanth He is some Indian dude that pissed off a bunch of other Indian dudes and now is caught in the middle of a goddamn twitter gunfight. At first I had no clue what was going on when I kept getting multiple follows of the same greasy chubby brown dude and then I figured out this guy has FANS. The fans are not on his side tho. Prashanth is in hot water for taking money to alter movie and video reviews or some shit like that. He must have pissed off these people pretty bad for them to start a 24/7 twitter squad devoted squashing Prashanth. It sounds like he needs to fix whatever he messed up. I almost feel bad for the dude but he must have done SOMETHING. If you are lucky enough to see him make sure you take a picture and tweet it back to him. He is always out and about. I have already seen many times! Keep an eye out for Panda. Look at some of the places he has been spotted already. If you have any information on what the fuck is going on and why half of India is retweeting this dude and making a billion fake profiles please let me know. DMs are always open @shersbet. Until then I am going to stay close to this crew. They seem like good guys. Follow @5toney

BAD BREAK SPORTS IS GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL?

Bad Break Sports going to the Super Bowl?

Last night the New England Patriots completely dominated the Steelers of Pittsburgh and earned their spot in Houston at Super Bowl LI. the Final score was 36-17 New England. They beat a veteran QB and the best wide receiver/running back duo in the league and embarrassed them while doing it. Like most people thought the Patriots took Antonio Brown right out of the game and and forced them to use other options.

Though the Steelers had some bad luck with Bell going down early in the game it still didn't matter. The defense was just too good. Malcom Butler kept Antonio Brown in check. Logan Ryan is now officially a great player. Kyle Van Noy had proven himself again this week with a forced fumble recovered by Ninkovich. Rookie Jonathan Jones played well on kickoffs. The list of contributions from special teams and defense goes on and on. Not to mention the offense is pretty good as well. 

Tom Brady did what Tom Brady does and went out there and found Chris Hogan for a pair of touchdowns. Brady also quietly recorded receptions to Bennet, Amendola and of course got his buddy Edelman a TD. The real under the radar story of the night is how good Legarrette Blount was playing towards the end. He came out of the second half and looked like he was just getting warmed up. I am excited to see what he can do in the Super Bowl. He couldn't really have played any better. The only thing that concerned me is when Brady was still in the game in the 4th quarter. Other than that the game was fun to watch.

I do have one MAJOR problem left though. How the hell am I going to go to this game? Bad Break Sports NEEDS to be represented. I can assure you if we can make this happen the reviews will not stop the entire time I am there. I am talking beer, food, whatever weed they have in Houston. I'll do it all. I just need to find someone willing to pay for tickets, hotel accommodations, parking, food, fuel, transportation and general walking around money. I am not sure how much cash is left in the reserves but I am guessing its probably going to be a little short on what I need. 

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Bad Break Sports SOLD??

BAD BREAK SPORTS SOLD????

Well its official folks. Bad Break Sports is now partners with one of the largest and most reputable erectile dysfunction supply companies on the net.

The site was generating so much traffic to the domain that one of the big guys took notice and offered us a deal we couldn't pass up. Originally we were going to come out of this with a little bit of money but we sent fritz in to negotiate and he ended up selling the domain for a lifetime supply of dick pills for me him and Burgs. I can't say my bank account is any larger at the end of this deal but I can say that my schlong is as hard as a granite counter top.

For now we will be rebuilding the site bigger and better than ever. We may also have a few more guest bloggers in the works. Big things are happening over here at BBS and you don't want to be the schmuck that misses it so just keep checking our blog and make sure you head over to the old domain to get a super deal on our exclusive line of dick products. 

Last week my best friend ranked my twitter performance

So anyone who follows me on twitter, knows that I am the older brother to the #thread. A gang of the brightest minds who are very open to have logical conversations on about any subject that comes our way. We dont belittle or throw shade, we might play a little bit of devils advocate from time to time but that is just to keep the creative juices flowing. Either way I was a little bit heartbroken when I received my grade. I mean what the fuck Alfonce? After all the shit we have been through? This is what he had to say about me.

Right? "Flurry of jokes" "OK podcasts" "Naps"? All true. The thing that confuses me is if you read it, you are thinking holy shit whats higher than an A+? But a C+? Fuck you Alfonce, Fuck you right in your fat fucking ass. Guess he just doesnt like to be on the losing side of every argument and chess match he's ever been in. If you guys dont mind harrasing him for me that'd be great. @ayy_d***. (@jack threatened to sue again if i put his handle in) also follow me @BadBreak0

Guess who's back? Back again? Bad Breaks back! Back again!

They came at us, oh boy did they come at us hard. Fucking Zuckerburg and that piece of garbage running TMZ. But you know what I told them? I said "IF YOU COME AT THE KING YOU BEST NOT MISS" And boy they sure mis...... Well actually they hit, They hit pretty hard considering the old site is now stuck in the Twilight zone with lawsuits and litigation. Its just hard out here for the people with true passion, true skill, true FANS to throw away millions in the court room to battle these people. But you know what? It doesn't matter. As long as I have a platform and the support of our millions of followers it doesn't matter. I decided the best way to move forward is by merging with Blog Spot. Our one true Allie in this fight. We never worked things out before because we had different goals. But now we see that if we are ever going to be the giant we know we can be we have to team up. So here it is boys.
WE BACK OUT HERE DOE
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