Handsome Fella Variety Show Episode 4

Handsome Fella Variety Show Episode- 4

Another HUGE week for the Handsome Fella Variety Show Podcast. We talk a little bit about ourselved then dive into a few topics. Some are topics are current events while others might just be some of the questions that we ponder in everyday life. We cover everything from illicit drugs to candy bugs. Loaded with content. Fritz is still MIA so if anyone sees him please call us immediately. 

Handsome Fella Variety Show Episode 3 with special guest GRIZZ

Handsome Fella Variety Show Episode 3 with special guest GRIZZ

This week the boys at HFVS are back with a special guest Grizz. We get into a few light topics including but not limited to; 

Fucking fat chicks

Grammy attire

Extinct animals 

Murder plots

Marrying a disabled person for your own benefit (see you in hell grizz)

Last meals

Arm bands

Perverted pets

Pete's basement torture chamber.

Dream Tank. Burger Sets up 120 gallon reef tank. Chapter 1 (backstory) (w/ pictures!!)

(Just a quick back story) If you know anything about me its that I live that fish tank life. I have lived it since I was about 8 years old and we did a science project where you made a terrarium out of cut up two liter bottles with guppies being in the bottom water section. From their I've had all different kinds of tanks and fish all being freshwater. 4 Days before thanksgiving 2016 a buddy of mine offered me a 36 gallon bowfront saltwater tank for free because his mom was sick of the upkeep. I didnt think I could be any more about that Tank Life than I already was but once i got to salt THE SICKNESS REALLY KICKED IN.
Tank was in rough shape, dirty, overstocked, high nitrates, hair algae, a tang suffering from HLLE. My Original plan was to keep the one salt and keep my 60 gallon setup with oscars.

 

Fucking beautiful right? Ya. Well the more interested i got in all the things you could do with a marine aquarium compared to fresh got me bored with my oscar tank. From there I decided to get rid of the oscars (they were way to big for that 60 gallon anyway) and just set up ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL salt aquarium.

Originally I wanted a 75 gallon with a 40 gallon sump. Then i wanted a 90 gallon, then i found this 120 DD.

 

Nearly creamed myself when i saw it. Duel overflows, marineland LED light, 30 gallon sump, the most absurd amount of algae I had ever seen, ect. I knew I had found my tank.

The night we got it to my house and set it up in my living room I sat down and thought "holy shit what have i done. This thing is wayyy too big." 

 

 

(found out after i put the tank on the stand that you can only get the sump out through the top. Normally 10 mins of cleaning this tank turned into an hour)

 

 From here I had to empty enough water from the 36 gallon to move it outa the way so i could center this big boy right against this wall. 

 

(floor was leaning so bad i had to quickly stick a piece of 1x4 under just one side of the tank)

Then i slid 120 into place.

 

This was just a quick backstory about why and how we got here. next blog we will be getting into the nitty gritty of how to safely support around 1500 of water in your living room.

Week two of setup: Extra support for the floor joists, Plumbing, Filling with water.

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Cereal Power Rankings

I've decided here to make a list of the very best cereals out today. Now I know everyone has their own opinion which is usually wrong and that's why I came here today to set the record straight. Some are my old childhood favorites and some are what I have at my house today. So lets start with number 5

Fruity Pebbles

More of a favorite as a kid but a classic none the less. They trick you into thinking they could possibly be healthy, but boy they are not. Loved these as a kid and all the way up through my stoner days. Sometimes I would make a bowl and forget about it so then when you find it, it would be like a bowl of multiple flavored yogurt.

Cocoa Puffs

Cereal that turns the milk into chocolate milk? Brilliant!!!! I like drinking the milk at the end of a bowl of cereal as it is but when its chocolate? forget about it.

Frosted Mini Wheats 

Love these lil things, got enough fiber in them to help me have solid shits and enough sugar on them to cover up the bland wheat taste.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Enough cinnamon on these things to give you a little jump start in the morning. Making little kids wired and annoying as shit for their teachers since 1946

Honey Nut Cheerios 

This one I really shouldn't even have to say anything about just an all time classic. And it helps with cholesterol!!!

AND THE WINNER IS...................................

 

FROSTED FLAKES

Undisputed heavy weight champion of the world. Never has been a better cereal and never will be. Perfect in everyway. Nothing better than having left over milk at the end and being able to pour JUST a little bit more fresh crunchy flakes. Leave your picks in the comment section cause I would LOVE TO HEAR THEM

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Handsome Fella Variety Hour 2/9

Richie, Stoney, And Burger back at it again this week with another episode of the Handsome Fella Variety hour. This week we Discuss Fighting strangers, 80's Heros, Guilty pleasure television, and how to properly steal candy from a baby.

Handsome Fella Variety Hour podcast 2/1

This is our very first podcast Featuring Stoney, Richie Rich, and Burger. We cover it all, Slithering snakes, foxhole cuddle buddies, cheap beer and a very special MFK.

Burgers Quotes of the week IS BACK!!!!

Round two of burgers quotes of the week. I know its hard to believe but I'm not the only funny person out there. right? kinda shocked me too. This is the blog where I steal everything that I saw or heard that was funny and I post it here without giving anybody credit for their work.  

1.     That’s the type of girl who calls you a faggot right to your face if you try and use a condom. 

2.      How much whiskey do you have to drink before you feel confident enough to talk to yourself in the mirror? 

3.      Kicking a ball straight gets you in the Jewish sports hall of fame. Worse athletes than even Asians. 

4.      One time I was drunk cruising facebook and messaged my friends mom, tried to set up a date to hook up with her and she kept sending me invites to play candy crush saga 


5.      Cuban is one of the coolest and smartest guys out there, of course he supports racism 

6.      With a body like that, she definitely doesn’t give head. You definitely have to eat her our though. And I think that’s fair. 

7.     Thats Faker than my ex-girlfriend’s leg shaking orgasms 

8.      Us white people are the minority now its only a matter of time til we are hosed down in the streets 

And the winner is!!!!!! 

9.      Fucked my girl one time after a tennis match. She smelled like low tide and tasted like expired sushi 

congratulations to this person up here ^^ whoever or wherever you are. you just won best quote of the week. 

There it is folks. If you have something that you think should make the list next week tweet me  @BadBreak0